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SCSI - /skuz'zy/ 1. Small Computer System Interface.
2. Morning breath.
IDE - /eye dee' ee/ 1. Integrated Device Interface. 2. In March, Ceasars demise.
Harddrive - /harddrive'/ 1. Mass storage media for computers.
2. New York to L.A. with no bathroom
stops.
Speaker - /spee'ker/ 1. Sound output device for computers
and stereos. 2. Senators cure for
insomnia.
Token Ring - /to'ken ring/ 1. Type of network linkup between
computers. 2. "What have I got in my
pocket?" "It cheatsss my Presscious!"
FAT - /fat/ 1. File Allocation Table. 2. see also Rosanne Barr-Arnold.
DirectX - /die'rect ex/ 1. Drivers used for directly
accessing video and audio hardware to allow
faster multimedia. 2. Questionable material that is delivered
directly to you door in a brown plain
wrapper.
Multimedia - /mul tee mee' dee a/ 1. Video and sound in computers.
2. Listening to the game on the
radio while watching the news on TV.
Driver - /dry'ver/ 1. Software for interfacing with a peice
of hardware. 2. Farthest hitting club in
golf. 3. Person designated to drink cokes instead of beers.
HAL - /hal/ 1. Hardware Application Layer 2. "Are you trying to shut me down Dave? Dave?"
Start Menu /start men' you/ 1. Windows Explorer's menu program
to execute programs. 2. The small
menu to pick your appetizers from.
WEB - /web/ 1. A method of graphically browsing the internet. 2. ducks feet.
Joystick - /joi steek'/ 1. Intput controller for computer,
esp. for games. 2. Questionable material
that is delivered directly to you door in a brown plain wrapper.
MS Bob - /say'tan/ 1. a virus. 2. see also def 1.
Mouse - /mouws'/ 1. Input pointer device for computers. 2. Not a go pedal.
Windows - /win'doze/ 1. Graphical User Interface for making
access to your computer easier. 2. A
diabolical plan by a lab mouse to take over the world.
GUI - /goo ee'/ 1. Graphical User Interface. 2. Did you step in that?
Unix - /you'nicks/ 1. Type of operating system. 2. Egyption slave.
Virus - /bob/ 1. diabolical program designed by a lab mouse
to take over your computer. 2. see also
MS Bob.
CPU - /see'pee you/ 1. Central Processing Unit. 2.
A visible foul odor.
HTML - /aytch tee'em el/ 1. Hyper Text Markup Language.
2. The prefix for www.peekaboo.com.
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