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If the store also sells alcohol, then you might be in a bad computer
store.
If the store has a bench seat out of a '77 Impala in the front window, then you might be in a bad computer store.
If the store is selling vt-100 terminals as pentiums, then you might be in a bad computer store.
If the store has any computers with 7" floppies in them, then you might be in a bad computer store.
If the mice that come with the computer have fur and are still warm, then you might be in a bad computer store.
If the salesman that sells you the computer has a turban as tall as
Marge Simpson's hair do, then you might be in a bad
computer store.
If the computers come with MS-Bob installed as the shell, then you might be in a bad computer store.
If the store sells Apple IIe's, then you might be in a bad computer store.
If the featured game of the month is Hunt the Wumpus, then you might be in a bad computer store.
If you can find newer computer books at the library than the store, then you might be in a bad computer store.
If the store sells Mac computers featuring the "NEW" SASI bus controller, then you might be in a bad computer store.
If all the computers in the store come with CPM installed as the OS, then you might be in a bad computer store.
If the joysticks that the store sells are of a very questionable nature, then you might be in a bad computer store.
If the most recent game the store carries says "Harddrive recommended"
in the system requirements, then you might be in a bad
computer store.
If the harddrives in the computer systems are MFM then you might be in a bad computer store.
If the name of the computer store has the phrase "and Deli" in it, then you might be in a bad computer store.
If you have to explain to the sales person the difference between IDE and SCSI, then you might be in a bad computer store.
If the store's computer upgrade chips come from Frito-Lay, then you might be in a bad computer store.
If the store's bookkeeping is done on an 8088 because they don't know
how to upgrade the accounting software, then you
might be in a bad computer store.
If the store's technician has to call tech support to set up the floppy
on the computer, then you might be in a bad computer
store.
If you are told by the salesman that 12x cdrom means you can put 12
cdroms in the drive at once, then you might be in a bad
computer store.